i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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