If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Your dad touched me again.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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