god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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