If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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