You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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