Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
