i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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