Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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