I need help removing her.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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