y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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