When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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