yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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