I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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