it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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