You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
