oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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