the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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