what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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