For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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