So drunk, too bad you don't want this
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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