Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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