This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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