i can't believe i had my finger in that
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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