we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My balls are so social today.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
