Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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