STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
