He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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