: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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