Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
operation harelip BJ is a go
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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