omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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