I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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