I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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