I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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