Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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