There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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