btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I don't think brook has ever known best
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
love makes seman taste better
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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