so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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