It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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