that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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