...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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