Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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