We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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