I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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