You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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