Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

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(806): View more from Texas

Jesus knows you're telling a lie.

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup

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(915): View more from Texas

I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.

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(240): View more from Maryland

It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th

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(907): View more from Alaska

according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.

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(678): View more from Georgia

If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before

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