so explain again why im purple
no
I'm jealous of your bromance
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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