The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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