I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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