It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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