He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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