Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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