did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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