no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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