i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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