Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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