my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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